While walking home from school one afternoon -- I was six or seven -- some kid punched me in the stomach. It must have been Fall or Winter because I carry the image of a thick outer jacket with a belt. I can't remember why or what was said but I remember the punch well enough. No pain -- the thick material snuffed the blow -- but blind panic. I bolted away and ran into the street where I was seriously clobbered and dragged by a car until someone pointed out to the driver that there was a kid stuck in his wheel well. I don't remember pain or anything else, but I still have a sense of the angle of the stretcher as it left the ground and slid into the ambulance. My mother was there, I know, but her presence was vague. Apparently, I had taken a beating but all systems were still intact, nothing broken, nothing missing, nothing critical. A month in my parents' big mahogany bed and lots of presents. It could have been much worse, except I was plagued by the thought that I had run like a coward instead of fighting back. Even had the kid hurt me it would never have been nearly as devastating as getting hit by a car. What really hurt was knowing I'd run away. It was humiliating, something that lingers like dog shit on my fingers even after all these years. What was born that day decades ago was the drop dead absolute certainty that such a thing would never happen to me again. I've conducted my life to ensure it. Even today at the age of 74 my guard remains up. At some point, more recently than you might think, I came to understand that I did not really want to hurt anybody. It was simply that I didn't want anybody to hurt me. I'm sure this also has a lot to do with having grown up in a house where anything not bolted down was a potentially lethal weapon in my mother's hands. Old friends, family, and followers of this blog can attest to this carnage.
I don't know why I'm thinking about this, nor do I know where it's going, but today's my birthday, and this is what's coming out.
So.
And then there was the time I directed my first big musical, "Carousel", at the New Haven Jewish Community Center, right around the corner from the Yale School of Drama where I was a student, circa 1965. Their productions were elaborate and quite good for community theatre, in part because they were always bringing in ringers from Yale in key roles, the director being one of them. This was a plum job, one vied for by the student directors. only I was not a director but got it anyway. The fact that I was a Jewish boy from Baltimore didn't hurt. so, not only did I direct "Carousel" I was fed by every Jewish family in town. Not only fed but I was proposed to three times although I can only remember two of them, both very big ladies. It was a helluva year.
Opening night was a big success, and Mom was there. She was always there at milestone events, even attended my graduation from Parris Island, walked across the parade field, right up to my drill instructor and thanked him for taking such good care of me. "Very nice," she said, and waited patiently for me to walk her back to her hotel as I addressed the cast and gave notes. Very nice. She was quiet on the walk back. When we got to the corner opposite her hotel I said, "OK, Mom, out with it. I know you're dying to tell me something."
"Not really, darling," she said -- We had a green light but she stayed put -- "Actually, I do have one suggestion. I see you going this way and that way, busy, busy, busy doing what you do very well, I might add. Don't think I'm not proud. A mother's proud but you don't need a mother you need a wife. Somebody pretty. She'll stand beside you, hold your hand, bring you tea at rehearsals..."
"Are you out of your mind?" I yelped.
"You asked."
"I'm not doing this," I said and threw up my hands.
"Doing what?"
"Go home. Wait for a green light, go back to the hotel, pack, and go home." With that I turned around, walked away, and left her standing there.
A few days later a letter arrives. It's from Mom. "Dearest Son, Please believe me when I tell you that all mothers truly love their children and are very proud of them, even if those children are mentally retarded. Love and kisses, Mother."
An old friend, gay and now dead once said to me, "With a mother like yours it's a wonder you're not sleeping with me." You can see that Lizzy Hermanson was a serious opponent. Like a good boxer the woman could come at you from many different angles. She was relentless, tireless, always locked and loaded, ready for the next round. When I was a teen I used to think, "Just be quiet for two weeks, just two weeks, and I'll be what you want." But she never was, and neither was I.
Tuesday, December 30, 2014
Tuesday, December 16, 2014
My First Pair of Jeans
1952 or 3, Baltimore, Maryland.
My father liked characters.
He collected them. If he had been a writer it would have been a Damon Runyon,
a Ring Lardner, an A.J. Liebling. Ruby was no kind of bandit but he enjoyed keeping track of the
small time hustlers who worked the neighborhood: the bag man, the bookie, the
street preacher, colored men (known as street Arabs) on mule drawn wagons
hawking fruits and vegetables, women sitting on stoops, church women with enormous hats, neighborhood
kids running every which way. He owned and operated the Ruby Tire
Company (or Rooby Tar as spoken by a
native Baltimorean) where he retreaded bald tires and sold new ones in just
about the poorest neighborhood in the city. I worked there from the age of
eleven until Ruby died in 1963. The world that
encompassed Ruby Tire was made up largely of narrow alleyways lined with
warrens of row houses built after the civil war. The “place” (which is how the
family referred to it) was on Fremont Avenue bordering an alley, and sat back a
block from where Fremont intersected with Baltimore Street, a lively though
shabby thoroughfare that began deteriorating before I was born. It was lined by
small businesses, many of which were already closed and boarded. Gray was the
dominant color. Louis the Greek’s was the restaurant just on the other side of
Baltimore Street where I ate many, many plates of hamburger steak smothered in
onion gravy, with a pick-up stix pile of French fries. Louis had a picture of
his son, a wrestler in tights, on the wall above the counter. Up the street a
way was a gypsy fortune-teller who was always trying to entice me into her
shop. I say entice but, really, she’d pop out of her door and try to drag me in
by my arm. She’d also be trying to nick my wallet with her other hand, but I
always pulled away from her. It was annoying but it was also funny, a little
something to make the walk more interesting.
On this particular Spring day, somewhere in the really
early fifties, I had saved up the money to buy my first pair of dungarees from
the Hecht Bros. department store and was walking back to Ruby Tire down Baltimore
Street with them on. It was really an act of rebellion (though I hadn’t yet
thought of it that way), my first stylistic break with the Ivy League uniform
of khakis and button down oxford blue shirts. The only other guys who wore
dungarees back then were bikers, gentile guys from tough neighborhoods, and
those who worked in cornfields. The new dungarees were very stiff, and I had
them folded up to about a one-foot cuff to keep from tripping. The idea was to
get into a bathtub with them on, get out and let them dry on you so they
conformed to your particular shape and size. Miraculously, my stomach would be
firm and my hips would finally be narrower than my shoulders, but, even as
it was, I was feeling pretty cool. Then the gypsy jumped out from her doorway
like one of those spiders that leap from ambush as an unsuspecting bug strolls
by. “C’mere, c’mere,” she said and tried to grab my shirt. I twisted away.
“What do you think I’m going to do with you?” she asked.
“I don’t have any money,” I protested.
“Who said money?” She made it
sound like a command. “Stop. C’mere, You think you look good, kid, but you look
stupid.”
“Huh?”
“Come
on. C’mere.” She waved me over. I still didn’t move. She sighed and shrugged
and got down on her knees right there on the sidewalk then waved me over again,
and this time I went. She unrolled my one-foot cuffs and refolded each of them
meticulously as a two-inch cuff that she folded up to size until it rested
lightly on the laces of my desert boot. “There,” she said and smiled at her
work. “Help me up,” she said and used my knee to give herself a boost. That
fast she had my wallet out of my back pocket and turned inside out looking for
money. When she didn’t find any she tossed it back. “You get a fashion tip it’s
worth something. What’s in your pocket?” she asked.
“Nothing,”
and turned them inside out to demonstrate.
“You
owe me, boy,” she said. “Come back and I’ll tell yer fortune half price. Yer daddy,
too.” I must have looked surprised at
that. “Rooby Tar,” she said.” Yer Rooby’s boy. I know who you are.”
Thursday, November 13, 2014
Time of Death: Sunday, October 26, 2014, 8:55 a.m.
Monday, October 27, 2014
We will bury her tomorrow.
Tuesday, October 28, 2014
She fought all the way through the end, at first, maybe fighting to stay alive, then fighting to die: refusing medicine, refusing food, simply refusing, I think, to live. I had not seen her for two years, a time that coincided with her descent into dementia. My cousin Suzy said she spoke with a death 'n' dying expert who said that her children had to visit her and give her permission to let go. I am, to say the least, sceptical of such stuff, but I went. She was unconscious and looked every inch a concentration camp inmate tossed on a pile of other mangled corpses. She had recently taken a fall when for some reason she tried to get out of her wheelchair and took a face plant, so there she was with half her face deep purple, her forehead split, wearing a collar, her face contorted. Jaw slack. Hands and wrists like bird claws. One hundred years and eight months. How could she still be alive? My sister went to do some business at the front desk. I stayed awhile, then I said, "OK, mom. I'm heading back to LA", and walked from the room. This was about six p.m., maybe seven. Her dying began shortly thereafter, and by 8:55 a.m., Sunday, she was gone.
There is more to this. As I've said elsewhere, a lot of what but very little why, at least, not to me.
My trip to Baltimore, city of my birth, had been planned for weeks. It would include old friends, family, and my first visit to the Morgan campus in fifty years. It began the Tuesday before her death. I finished closing our home for Winter in the Catkills and drove the Jeep to Boston where I left it with my daughter. I spent two delicious days with Madden until Thursday morning when she took me to South Station for a seven hour train ride to Baltimore. Madden urged me to see my mother (she had a much more benign image of Bubbe based on having once done her nails), but I had no plans to do so and, though I hate to refuse Madden anything, was right adamant about it.
Fifteen minutes later than scheduled my train arrived at Penn Station, Baltimore, a railroad station my family had used even before my birth. Beloved Uncle Milton always arrived from New York City at Penn Station, and when my father came to pick me up -- a slick sleeve grunt on leave from four months in the Marine Corps, swaggering like an old salt -- he walked right by me. "Dad," I called. He stopped, turned around, gasped, and stifled a sob. This night, however, when I'd just arrived from Boston, an old high school buddy picked me up and took me for the ritual Chesapeake Bay dinner: crab soup and a back fin crabcake the size of a softball. Two beers and a martini later, we might as well have been back in high school. We were having that much fun. But, when with friends, the conversation invariably came around to my mother. She was famous among my friends. Most of them had only seen the side she chose to show them, mostly an energetic and enthusiastic side. She was a lot of fun one friend recently told me. People have good memories of her. Howard asked about her. She'd barely been awake for months, didn't recognize anybody any more. Are you going to see her, he asked? Not planning to. "You should." Why? "It's a mitzvah," he said, a mitzvah, in this case, being a good deed, a fine thing to have on your spiritual resume. "She won't even know me, worse if she does." "Go," he said, "Say goodbye." "Suppose she's not awake?" "Do it anyway." "Why? And don't gimme that horseshit about it being my mother. I know who she is. She's why we're having this conversation." Howard's a really good guy, a mensch di tutti menschen, so I told him I'd think about it.
The next day I had lunch with Carolyn Wainwright, the first actress ever to do a play of mine when we were both students at Morgan. She was a Dotson back then, fifty years ago. We laughed and yakked away and heartily enjoyed each other's company. And then she asked how my mother was. She remembered her as a cheerful, funny lady, easy to be with. I told her of my mother's condition and that I hadn't seen her since she entered deep dementia two years ago. "You have to go see her," said Carolyn. "Why?" "Because she gave you life." She was adamant. I told her I'd think about it. That was Friday. When I went to bed that evening I was teetering on the edge. I meant what I'd said to Howard: worse than unconscious would be conscious. I'd kept a life time of crazy mostly at bay, and I wasn't about to put myself in danger again at this end stage of a long and bloody war.
I woke up the next morning not knowing why only what: I would go to see her. I asked my sister who reluctantly said yes and my brother who said no, and Ellen suggested a time much later in the day, down to the last possible nanosecond that the place our mother was in would let us through the door. My sister delayed, and I was just as happy to be delayed except I also wanted to get it over with. As I already told you, this was late in the day on Saturday, nearly seven. Then Sunday morning. You know the rest.
The cousins' get together was as scheduled Sunday afternoon at Peggy's, cousins and cousins of cousins, so the talk was mostly about Aunt Lizzy. It was good to be with them. They knew her well and remembered her as the one who introduced us all to culture: art museums, symphonies, theatre. She was the one who threw all the cousins into her 1940 Ford and took us to West Virginia on back roads. She was a Jew from North Fork and bragged about how she was delivered by Dr. Hatfield of the Hatfields and the McCoys. Come to think of it, and I mean really come to think of it as in right this instant come to think of it, Aunt Lizzy never touched one of the cousins, and I can't remember any of them being berated until they were adults and off with their own families when she could find nothing good to say about any of them. The funeral was set for Tuesday morning. Monday was my planned visit to Morgan, and there was no way I would miss it. Tuesday morning. My Cousin Suzy offered her home as the shiva house.
There are orthodox women who volunteer to bathe and dress the dead. She was wrapped in a shroud with a prayer shawl around her shoulders and placed in what seemed to me a hastily made pine box. The lid had a Star of David on it, but it was no snug join. One corner was slightly off. She would have had a fit. The coffin stayed closed. She had been a tiny woman, yet it appeared so big I had to wonder at her in there? She never broke four-eleven and was much smaller as she aged. Was it so that she was truly in that box? That's what was in my mind, and it stayed there as the coffin lowered into the earth, and one by one mourners lined up to pitch a shovel of dirt into the grave. Each made a hollow sound when it hit the lid. I didn't participate. I just watched; and, when everyone else returned to their cars, I simply stood there looking down into the grave. The dirt. The lid. The Star of David. Was she really in there? Where was her temper now? Why wasn't she banging her heels and flailing about? Had her temper cut loose (like a soul some would say) and soared up into the stratosphere to wage eternal war with the winds? Years before she'd said to my nephew, "Jonathan, if Uncle Stephen cries at my funeral, you have my permission to break his nose." I'm sure you're relieved to know that a punch to the nose was never needed. Put that in a eulogy. I think I just beat myself to it.
What nags at me is the symmetry of it all. A trip that had been planned for weeks to include family time did just that. My bags were already packed and loaded into my sister's car, an easy transfer from her car to my brother's at the cemetery. The shiva house was a half hour away. My cousin Suzy had spread a table with every kosher delicacy Baltimore had to offer. We got to the shiva house at two, stayed till four, then my brother, Joel, took me to the airport. At 6:40 p.m. my plane to LA took off. The flight had been booked for weeks. Exquisite timing. Some might say cosmic. There could not have been a more perfect plan they say. "You were in Baltimore. You gave her permission to go." A grand coincidence. Still. Here's what I read somewhere: "When I pray, coincidences happen. When I don't, they don't." I don't necessarily subscribe to this, but standing by her bedside looking at this battered creature I wanted her out of her misery. I didn't think of this as a prayer, not then, anyway, just a wish for her to be peaceful. What to make of it? Out there is a multiverse of infinite questions and infinite possibilities, and you shouldn't trust me for the answers. I might have them, but that doesn't make me right. Yet, lurking in some faraway corner of my brain is the notion of all this having been pulled together without me. It seems in some far corner of my brain that I might be a witness to my own disbelief.
She's dead for sure. She hasn't clawed her way to the surface. She remains where she was put. However -- here we need a drum roll -- it really doesn't feel that much different than it ever has. Like Robert DeNiro as Jake Lamotta after he had taken a beating from Sugar Ray Robinson. Barely able to stand without holding onto the ropes, Lamotta taunts him. "I'm still standin', Ray. I'm still standin'." Me 'n' Jake, priding ourselves that we're each still standing. I'm not saying there's no work to be done. Even now, at this late stage, there's still plenty of it. I haven't reached nirvana, yet (the Jewish version), but I know that bitterness and anger are not the trails to take. Recently, someone told me I was kind. I've never thought of myself that way nor had anyone ever said that to me. I liked it. It was nice. Kind. Yes. That's a new one on me, but I'll take it.
We will bury her tomorrow.
Tuesday, October 28, 2014
She fought all the way through the end, at first, maybe fighting to stay alive, then fighting to die: refusing medicine, refusing food, simply refusing, I think, to live. I had not seen her for two years, a time that coincided with her descent into dementia. My cousin Suzy said she spoke with a death 'n' dying expert who said that her children had to visit her and give her permission to let go. I am, to say the least, sceptical of such stuff, but I went. She was unconscious and looked every inch a concentration camp inmate tossed on a pile of other mangled corpses. She had recently taken a fall when for some reason she tried to get out of her wheelchair and took a face plant, so there she was with half her face deep purple, her forehead split, wearing a collar, her face contorted. Jaw slack. Hands and wrists like bird claws. One hundred years and eight months. How could she still be alive? My sister went to do some business at the front desk. I stayed awhile, then I said, "OK, mom. I'm heading back to LA", and walked from the room. This was about six p.m., maybe seven. Her dying began shortly thereafter, and by 8:55 a.m., Sunday, she was gone.
There is more to this. As I've said elsewhere, a lot of what but very little why, at least, not to me.
My trip to Baltimore, city of my birth, had been planned for weeks. It would include old friends, family, and my first visit to the Morgan campus in fifty years. It began the Tuesday before her death. I finished closing our home for Winter in the Catkills and drove the Jeep to Boston where I left it with my daughter. I spent two delicious days with Madden until Thursday morning when she took me to South Station for a seven hour train ride to Baltimore. Madden urged me to see my mother (she had a much more benign image of Bubbe based on having once done her nails), but I had no plans to do so and, though I hate to refuse Madden anything, was right adamant about it.
Fifteen minutes later than scheduled my train arrived at Penn Station, Baltimore, a railroad station my family had used even before my birth. Beloved Uncle Milton always arrived from New York City at Penn Station, and when my father came to pick me up -- a slick sleeve grunt on leave from four months in the Marine Corps, swaggering like an old salt -- he walked right by me. "Dad," I called. He stopped, turned around, gasped, and stifled a sob. This night, however, when I'd just arrived from Boston, an old high school buddy picked me up and took me for the ritual Chesapeake Bay dinner: crab soup and a back fin crabcake the size of a softball. Two beers and a martini later, we might as well have been back in high school. We were having that much fun. But, when with friends, the conversation invariably came around to my mother. She was famous among my friends. Most of them had only seen the side she chose to show them, mostly an energetic and enthusiastic side. She was a lot of fun one friend recently told me. People have good memories of her. Howard asked about her. She'd barely been awake for months, didn't recognize anybody any more. Are you going to see her, he asked? Not planning to. "You should." Why? "It's a mitzvah," he said, a mitzvah, in this case, being a good deed, a fine thing to have on your spiritual resume. "She won't even know me, worse if she does." "Go," he said, "Say goodbye." "Suppose she's not awake?" "Do it anyway." "Why? And don't gimme that horseshit about it being my mother. I know who she is. She's why we're having this conversation." Howard's a really good guy, a mensch di tutti menschen, so I told him I'd think about it.
The next day I had lunch with Carolyn Wainwright, the first actress ever to do a play of mine when we were both students at Morgan. She was a Dotson back then, fifty years ago. We laughed and yakked away and heartily enjoyed each other's company. And then she asked how my mother was. She remembered her as a cheerful, funny lady, easy to be with. I told her of my mother's condition and that I hadn't seen her since she entered deep dementia two years ago. "You have to go see her," said Carolyn. "Why?" "Because she gave you life." She was adamant. I told her I'd think about it. That was Friday. When I went to bed that evening I was teetering on the edge. I meant what I'd said to Howard: worse than unconscious would be conscious. I'd kept a life time of crazy mostly at bay, and I wasn't about to put myself in danger again at this end stage of a long and bloody war.
I woke up the next morning not knowing why only what: I would go to see her. I asked my sister who reluctantly said yes and my brother who said no, and Ellen suggested a time much later in the day, down to the last possible nanosecond that the place our mother was in would let us through the door. My sister delayed, and I was just as happy to be delayed except I also wanted to get it over with. As I already told you, this was late in the day on Saturday, nearly seven. Then Sunday morning. You know the rest.
The cousins' get together was as scheduled Sunday afternoon at Peggy's, cousins and cousins of cousins, so the talk was mostly about Aunt Lizzy. It was good to be with them. They knew her well and remembered her as the one who introduced us all to culture: art museums, symphonies, theatre. She was the one who threw all the cousins into her 1940 Ford and took us to West Virginia on back roads. She was a Jew from North Fork and bragged about how she was delivered by Dr. Hatfield of the Hatfields and the McCoys. Come to think of it, and I mean really come to think of it as in right this instant come to think of it, Aunt Lizzy never touched one of the cousins, and I can't remember any of them being berated until they were adults and off with their own families when she could find nothing good to say about any of them. The funeral was set for Tuesday morning. Monday was my planned visit to Morgan, and there was no way I would miss it. Tuesday morning. My Cousin Suzy offered her home as the shiva house.
There are orthodox women who volunteer to bathe and dress the dead. She was wrapped in a shroud with a prayer shawl around her shoulders and placed in what seemed to me a hastily made pine box. The lid had a Star of David on it, but it was no snug join. One corner was slightly off. She would have had a fit. The coffin stayed closed. She had been a tiny woman, yet it appeared so big I had to wonder at her in there? She never broke four-eleven and was much smaller as she aged. Was it so that she was truly in that box? That's what was in my mind, and it stayed there as the coffin lowered into the earth, and one by one mourners lined up to pitch a shovel of dirt into the grave. Each made a hollow sound when it hit the lid. I didn't participate. I just watched; and, when everyone else returned to their cars, I simply stood there looking down into the grave. The dirt. The lid. The Star of David. Was she really in there? Where was her temper now? Why wasn't she banging her heels and flailing about? Had her temper cut loose (like a soul some would say) and soared up into the stratosphere to wage eternal war with the winds? Years before she'd said to my nephew, "Jonathan, if Uncle Stephen cries at my funeral, you have my permission to break his nose." I'm sure you're relieved to know that a punch to the nose was never needed. Put that in a eulogy. I think I just beat myself to it.
What nags at me is the symmetry of it all. A trip that had been planned for weeks to include family time did just that. My bags were already packed and loaded into my sister's car, an easy transfer from her car to my brother's at the cemetery. The shiva house was a half hour away. My cousin Suzy had spread a table with every kosher delicacy Baltimore had to offer. We got to the shiva house at two, stayed till four, then my brother, Joel, took me to the airport. At 6:40 p.m. my plane to LA took off. The flight had been booked for weeks. Exquisite timing. Some might say cosmic. There could not have been a more perfect plan they say. "You were in Baltimore. You gave her permission to go." A grand coincidence. Still. Here's what I read somewhere: "When I pray, coincidences happen. When I don't, they don't." I don't necessarily subscribe to this, but standing by her bedside looking at this battered creature I wanted her out of her misery. I didn't think of this as a prayer, not then, anyway, just a wish for her to be peaceful. What to make of it? Out there is a multiverse of infinite questions and infinite possibilities, and you shouldn't trust me for the answers. I might have them, but that doesn't make me right. Yet, lurking in some faraway corner of my brain is the notion of all this having been pulled together without me. It seems in some far corner of my brain that I might be a witness to my own disbelief.
She's dead for sure. She hasn't clawed her way to the surface. She remains where she was put. However -- here we need a drum roll -- it really doesn't feel that much different than it ever has. Like Robert DeNiro as Jake Lamotta after he had taken a beating from Sugar Ray Robinson. Barely able to stand without holding onto the ropes, Lamotta taunts him. "I'm still standin', Ray. I'm still standin'." Me 'n' Jake, priding ourselves that we're each still standing. I'm not saying there's no work to be done. Even now, at this late stage, there's still plenty of it. I haven't reached nirvana, yet (the Jewish version), but I know that bitterness and anger are not the trails to take. Recently, someone told me I was kind. I've never thought of myself that way nor had anyone ever said that to me. I liked it. It was nice. Kind. Yes. That's a new one on me, but I'll take it.
Saturday, October 25, 2014
In Transit - October, 2014 - Triple Creek to LA
Our corner of the Catskills peaked a week ago in a rush of sunshine that gave one final push to those leaves and blew them out in a blaze of glory. Last year a surplus of apples covered the ground like a billion ball bearings. Walking was a balancing act. This year no apples at all, but the mountains maintained a palette of colors that made my heart beat faster. I am headed for Los Angeles in a week, and by the time I leave, the trees will be bare; the color will be gone. Winter is unofficially here. The song birds have gone. Jays and chickadees have shown up. Everything quiets down. The peep of the chickadee is nice to hear, but the shrieks from the jays and the squawks from the crows only mean mischief. "Stand aside," they seem to say, "I got my thing to do." And then they do it and make enough damn noise to make sure we all know they did it. As for the locals they either made it through the winter, or they didn't. Winter kill happens. Count on it. My gargantuan sunflowers attest to this. One week ago they were ten feet tall -- an entire row of them -- with flowers so large they looked like they were trying to snag radio signals from outer space. Now they are bent low like haggard old ladies. They are not resting on their canes. They are in mourning.
A new species has come into our valley this past year. Thirty plus years ago we were the new species: two veterans of Hollywood and Broadway with income independent of the local economy. Our neighbors had been here longer than that: mountain people who long ago learned how to make it work.through hardscrabble labor and a determination not to let the weather whip them. I believe when we moved here there were maybe two second homes other than our own -- a cabin and a bunkhouse on acreage at the end of the valley that's been in the same family for a hundred years, and a girl scout camp that was turned into a stables. A former Miss Poland lived there for awhile where she often called us to come and get our dog. He'd long since sacrificed his testicles for civilization, but she had three females and didn't trust him. Aside from Miss Poland and the Fiesingers no one else comes to mind.
Since then the demographics have changed. My neighbors, a retired couple half a mile west, no longer operate as a B & B (save for hunting season) and complain that they left Brooklyn years ago to get away from these people, and now they've tracked them down here, these people being the folks half a mile east in their early thirties, recent migrants from Brooklyn, who now run their own place for folks who seem to come primarily from Brooklyn, hip and lively and stylish. They made this month's Vogue which is not a problem for me since I can use some hip and lively from time to time, and a little style never hurts. If I'm not mistaken, I am now the oldest person in this valley; but, if I am mistaken, I'm close. I belong here. I may not have decades ago but I do now. I've transited from curious species to neighbor to local. A neighbor meant people knew where I was if they needed me. A local is someone who sits on the porch with another local and watches the changes pass by. They're still sitting there the next time you pass by as well. Sometimes you'll stop, and when you do you'll find out who butchered the sheep back then and that he shot himself when he became too weak to work, something common to farmers up here when they no longer felt useful. That sort of thing. Stories to tell. Lore. And now I am the repository of some of it, one of the voices that passes it on.
A new species has come into our valley this past year. Thirty plus years ago we were the new species: two veterans of Hollywood and Broadway with income independent of the local economy. Our neighbors had been here longer than that: mountain people who long ago learned how to make it work.through hardscrabble labor and a determination not to let the weather whip them. I believe when we moved here there were maybe two second homes other than our own -- a cabin and a bunkhouse on acreage at the end of the valley that's been in the same family for a hundred years, and a girl scout camp that was turned into a stables. A former Miss Poland lived there for awhile where she often called us to come and get our dog. He'd long since sacrificed his testicles for civilization, but she had three females and didn't trust him. Aside from Miss Poland and the Fiesingers no one else comes to mind.
Since then the demographics have changed. My neighbors, a retired couple half a mile west, no longer operate as a B & B (save for hunting season) and complain that they left Brooklyn years ago to get away from these people, and now they've tracked them down here, these people being the folks half a mile east in their early thirties, recent migrants from Brooklyn, who now run their own place for folks who seem to come primarily from Brooklyn, hip and lively and stylish. They made this month's Vogue which is not a problem for me since I can use some hip and lively from time to time, and a little style never hurts. If I'm not mistaken, I am now the oldest person in this valley; but, if I am mistaken, I'm close. I belong here. I may not have decades ago but I do now. I've transited from curious species to neighbor to local. A neighbor meant people knew where I was if they needed me. A local is someone who sits on the porch with another local and watches the changes pass by. They're still sitting there the next time you pass by as well. Sometimes you'll stop, and when you do you'll find out who butchered the sheep back then and that he shot himself when he became too weak to work, something common to farmers up here when they no longer felt useful. That sort of thing. Stories to tell. Lore. And now I am the repository of some of it, one of the voices that passes it on.
Saturday, September 13, 2014
My Momocidal Maniac
Momocidal maniacs. Mothers who kill. Mine. Pole-ax the heart. Gut the soul. Cripple the dream. What dream? Mine. Who said you could have one? The woman in the black and white photo is twenty-seven years old with a month old infant in her arms. Seventy-three years ago. The sun shines through the window. She is smiling, no older than my son is now, smiling at the tiny thing in her arms. There is no hint here of anger. Her brothers and sisters said it was always there, even when she was very young, but I don't see it, not in this picture, anyway. She seems serene and happy, not how I remember her. Once I heard her say that she knew she had a temper, but, after five minutes, it's all over, like it never happened. All over for her, yes, but the collateral damage remains. She was under four feet, eleven inches tall and never weighed more than ninety pounds, small, compact, like a hand grenade.
The first time I ran away from home I was four years old. I remember stashing all the things I'd need -- coloring books, crayons, my sipping cup, a picture book of dinosaurs -- all the essentials. I hid them underneath the living room sofa until I could make my getaway. When I made my move my get-away kit was too heavy for me to carry, so I left it there. I managed to get across the street to Aunt Mildred's. The next time I got further. I was eleven. I don't remember the inciting incident -- the usual assault and battery stuff -- but I remember collecting all the loose coins I could find, taking a streetcar downtown to the bus station, buying a ticket, and arriving in New York City with nothing in my pocket but a pocketknife. The goal was to find shelter with my favorite relative, Uncle Milton, who lived there. I walked from Port Authority in the forties to Willoughby's Cameras in the thirties where he worked in the advertising department. Everybody knew me because he'd taken me to work on a former visit. "Hey, what're you doing here?" someone asked."I came to see Uncle Milton," I said, only to find out he'd gone to Baltimore for the week-end, and I was in New York City, eleven years old, all by my lonesome. Jess Wilkes, a friend of my uncle's, put me up for the night and shipped me back to Baltimore the next morning. I walked into the kitchen expecting to be hit with something, but nobody paid any attention to me at all. Nothing out of the ordinary. My father was napping on the sofa in the family room with the funny papers over his face, an Orioles game on the radio. My mother folded laundry. There was a roast beef sandwich on the kitchen table. It was a tactic, a rare moment of family sanity. I don't remember any others. The next time I ran away I found myself at the Marine Corp Recruit Depot, Parris Island, South Carolina. It seemed calm by comparison. Here was my Drill Instructor's first speech: "My name is Staff Sergeant Smith, and I am your Drill Instructor. You will address me as sir. I am your mother and your father packed into one big, ugly package. Your soul may belong to Jesus, but your ass belongs to me."
I told you, calm by comparison.
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If Jane Austen will forgive me, it is a truth, universally acknowledged, that a new Marine in possession of a Parris Island education not be fucked with. Having said that, here goes.
Back then there were no SEALS, no Green Berets. There were Marines.
And I was one. I was a slick sleeve private, a lowly grunt, but I was one of Uncle Sam's Misguided Children now, and nothing, not no Hell nor high water, could stop me. It was in this state that I went home to Baltimore for a week's leave, liberty they called it.
I arrive at Penn Station, Baltimore, in uniform, and my father who has come to pick me up walks right by me. "Hey, Dad!" When he turns around and realizes it's his son he actually stifles a cry. The week went, as a gentleman from Minsk might shrug and ask, "How should it go?" Family. Friends. The usual internecine tumult. Laughter. Bickering. Open wounds. Salt to rub in them. Cousins rolling bandages in the kitchen. Tourniquettes handy. Hearing for the umpteenth time how your Uncle Herbie always hit on her, how her boss tried to crawl in bed with her. What was she doing in the bed, anyway, and, more to the point, do I really need to know this? The week went, and everyone was still standing, given the requisite sarcasm and sniping. Today I would call what went on in my house back then asymetrical warfare. Attack, inflict maximum damage, fade back into the woodwork. That was a good day. You just might get hit with a hanger or rapped with a wooden spoon, but that was it. Let me tell you about a bad day. She went after my brother with a baseball bat, swung, missed, and split the top of a vanity. True dat. But that wasn't a really bad day. A really bad day would mean she'd have connected. A really really bad day would be when a seven year old gets his nose bashed in with a heavy, cut glass, crystal ashtray. That seven year old had Tourette's, and he had twitched.
So, it was the night before I would report to Camp Lejeune. She'd been berating my sister over some grave transgression, picked up a stainless steel ladle and went after her. I yelled at her to cut the shit, and she turned and came at me.
Let's pause here a minute.
I know something about violence. It's one of those things like riding a bicycle. Once it's in you, you've got it. You don't even think about it. If the time comes, when it comes, you just do it. For the past few months I'd been in survival mode daily, not one day off ever. Mostly I was learning not to hurt. So when she came at me -- no thought at all -- I stepped to the side and slugged her. A straight left. Suffice it to say, she went down. I never told my body what to do. It knew before I did. Many years later, while going through a divorce, I made the mistake of visiting Baltimore. I had this crazy notion there might be some comfort there. At the time my mother lived in an apartment with a kitchen just large enough to allow a small, round ice cream parlor table and two chairs across from each other. She sat in one chair. I sat in the other. She kept asking me questions about the divorce. "Mom, I don't want to talk about it." This did not stop her. And the more she asked and the more I wouldn't answer the angrier she became. Goddamn woman, she bristled with it! I was watching madness. It was an epiphany. Mom was nuts. "You know what?" I said, truly incredulous, "You're really crazy." She was up out of her seat, fists clenched, ready to rumble. I jump up with my right fist cocked. She slams on the brakes a la Wiley Coyote. "You're gonna hit me just like you did in the Marines," she said. "One more step," I told her, "One more." There was no doubt in either of our minds what would happen if she didn't back off.
She's warehoused now, lying in bed or tied to a chair so she doesn't slip to the floor. She's half way to one hundred and one, and her mind has all but been erased. What's left is her basic meanness. When she's awake she throws cups of coffee at people and calls them names. She was thrown out of two nursing homes before this one -- for violence. Truth. Mostly, though, her head hangs to one side, and she repeats the sound ma ma over and over, mamamamamamama...So many times while growing up we heard, "You're making your bed. You're going to lie in it." It was uttered not in warning but as a curse, an outcome devoutly to be wished, and there she lies. Mamamamamamama...
The first time I ran away from home I was four years old. I remember stashing all the things I'd need -- coloring books, crayons, my sipping cup, a picture book of dinosaurs -- all the essentials. I hid them underneath the living room sofa until I could make my getaway. When I made my move my get-away kit was too heavy for me to carry, so I left it there. I managed to get across the street to Aunt Mildred's. The next time I got further. I was eleven. I don't remember the inciting incident -- the usual assault and battery stuff -- but I remember collecting all the loose coins I could find, taking a streetcar downtown to the bus station, buying a ticket, and arriving in New York City with nothing in my pocket but a pocketknife. The goal was to find shelter with my favorite relative, Uncle Milton, who lived there. I walked from Port Authority in the forties to Willoughby's Cameras in the thirties where he worked in the advertising department. Everybody knew me because he'd taken me to work on a former visit. "Hey, what're you doing here?" someone asked."I came to see Uncle Milton," I said, only to find out he'd gone to Baltimore for the week-end, and I was in New York City, eleven years old, all by my lonesome. Jess Wilkes, a friend of my uncle's, put me up for the night and shipped me back to Baltimore the next morning. I walked into the kitchen expecting to be hit with something, but nobody paid any attention to me at all. Nothing out of the ordinary. My father was napping on the sofa in the family room with the funny papers over his face, an Orioles game on the radio. My mother folded laundry. There was a roast beef sandwich on the kitchen table. It was a tactic, a rare moment of family sanity. I don't remember any others. The next time I ran away I found myself at the Marine Corp Recruit Depot, Parris Island, South Carolina. It seemed calm by comparison. Here was my Drill Instructor's first speech: "My name is Staff Sergeant Smith, and I am your Drill Instructor. You will address me as sir. I am your mother and your father packed into one big, ugly package. Your soul may belong to Jesus, but your ass belongs to me."
I told you, calm by comparison.
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If Jane Austen will forgive me, it is a truth, universally acknowledged, that a new Marine in possession of a Parris Island education not be fucked with. Having said that, here goes.
Back then there were no SEALS, no Green Berets. There were Marines.
And I was one. I was a slick sleeve private, a lowly grunt, but I was one of Uncle Sam's Misguided Children now, and nothing, not no Hell nor high water, could stop me. It was in this state that I went home to Baltimore for a week's leave, liberty they called it.
I arrive at Penn Station, Baltimore, in uniform, and my father who has come to pick me up walks right by me. "Hey, Dad!" When he turns around and realizes it's his son he actually stifles a cry. The week went, as a gentleman from Minsk might shrug and ask, "How should it go?" Family. Friends. The usual internecine tumult. Laughter. Bickering. Open wounds. Salt to rub in them. Cousins rolling bandages in the kitchen. Tourniquettes handy. Hearing for the umpteenth time how your Uncle Herbie always hit on her, how her boss tried to crawl in bed with her. What was she doing in the bed, anyway, and, more to the point, do I really need to know this? The week went, and everyone was still standing, given the requisite sarcasm and sniping. Today I would call what went on in my house back then asymetrical warfare. Attack, inflict maximum damage, fade back into the woodwork. That was a good day. You just might get hit with a hanger or rapped with a wooden spoon, but that was it. Let me tell you about a bad day. She went after my brother with a baseball bat, swung, missed, and split the top of a vanity. True dat. But that wasn't a really bad day. A really bad day would mean she'd have connected. A really really bad day would be when a seven year old gets his nose bashed in with a heavy, cut glass, crystal ashtray. That seven year old had Tourette's, and he had twitched.
So, it was the night before I would report to Camp Lejeune. She'd been berating my sister over some grave transgression, picked up a stainless steel ladle and went after her. I yelled at her to cut the shit, and she turned and came at me.
Let's pause here a minute.
I know something about violence. It's one of those things like riding a bicycle. Once it's in you, you've got it. You don't even think about it. If the time comes, when it comes, you just do it. For the past few months I'd been in survival mode daily, not one day off ever. Mostly I was learning not to hurt. So when she came at me -- no thought at all -- I stepped to the side and slugged her. A straight left. Suffice it to say, she went down. I never told my body what to do. It knew before I did. Many years later, while going through a divorce, I made the mistake of visiting Baltimore. I had this crazy notion there might be some comfort there. At the time my mother lived in an apartment with a kitchen just large enough to allow a small, round ice cream parlor table and two chairs across from each other. She sat in one chair. I sat in the other. She kept asking me questions about the divorce. "Mom, I don't want to talk about it." This did not stop her. And the more she asked and the more I wouldn't answer the angrier she became. Goddamn woman, she bristled with it! I was watching madness. It was an epiphany. Mom was nuts. "You know what?" I said, truly incredulous, "You're really crazy." She was up out of her seat, fists clenched, ready to rumble. I jump up with my right fist cocked. She slams on the brakes a la Wiley Coyote. "You're gonna hit me just like you did in the Marines," she said. "One more step," I told her, "One more." There was no doubt in either of our minds what would happen if she didn't back off.
She's warehoused now, lying in bed or tied to a chair so she doesn't slip to the floor. She's half way to one hundred and one, and her mind has all but been erased. What's left is her basic meanness. When she's awake she throws cups of coffee at people and calls them names. She was thrown out of two nursing homes before this one -- for violence. Truth. Mostly, though, her head hangs to one side, and she repeats the sound ma ma over and over, mamamamamamama...So many times while growing up we heard, "You're making your bed. You're going to lie in it." It was uttered not in warning but as a curse, an outcome devoutly to be wished, and there she lies. Mamamamamamama...
Thursday, August 14, 2014
August: Spruceton: Triple Creek: 2014
Not ten days in and the leaves have begun to change. Wasn't May just yesterday? Didn't the garden just go in? When did the sunflowers get to be six feet tall? My inner time clock says it's still Spring, yet there was a red and yellow maple leaf on the front lawn. That was yesterday, too. It's not that one can look at the mountains and see colors. Not yet. It's still very green. Goldenrod, tall and yellow, bobs and weaves in the breeze. Purple loosestrife juts up all over the place. Queen Anne's :Lace seems to spread her canopies up and down the road. Pull up a clump, scrape the root with your fingernail, put to nose. Smells just like a carrot, doesn't it? A far-sighted farmer way back in time bred it to be just that.
If you visited you'd think it was simply a beautiful summer day, and, yes, it would be. However, people who live here are aware of subtle change and know that the blue jays, a winter bird, are maybe two weeks away. The air smells crisp and clean. Pelts become thick and full. Spots on fawns begin to fade.Blackberries are here. Apples coming soon. The bears will be up in those trees. Deer are scraping off their velvet. You can see where they walk by a patch of bark rubbed off the trunk of a sapling. Three more weeks and the fire bush will be bright red. Three more weeks and summer is gone. Where are the snows of yesteryear? someone once asked. If you live here you know they're on the way. And the tomatoes haven't even come in yet.
If you live here you know the change never stops. You may not see it but it happens anyway, and eventually -- even though you had no hand in it nor will you have a hand in it -- what happened will sink in. One day the grass is a trifle more brittle. One day the trees, their proud chests swollen with summer leaves, are a shade less green. The clover dies out. The thyme comes in. My forehead now sports an age spot. It wasn't there, and then it was. And is. If you don't change you die, although you're going to die whether you change or not. But the journey! Oh, yes, the journey is so much more interesting when you don't know for sure where you're going or even where you are. Call me a Luddite, but if I had my way I'd ban GPS systems. It lops off yet another innate, natural skill: the ability to find our way back. I've been lost in Alaska. I've been lost in a rain forest. Hell, I've been lost on the mountain outside my back door. But just because you lose the trail doesn't mean that's the end of the trail, something a tracker told me a long time ago. His way would not be my way but here's what he told me: when you're lost sit down, settle down, stare at the ground and breathe deeply. Then you look up at the sky and ask for help. You'll find your way. As I said, not really my way, but it sure worked for him. I've found that if I stay calm and keep walking down hill I'll eventually get where I'm going. Or somewhere else. But, not to worry. I will get there.
In the woods and mountains where we live, we know there is a reason for everything, even when it's not readily apparent. This past spring there were more mice than usual. Then I noticed more rabbits than usual. There were also far more turkey poults than I've seen before. How come? A neighbor told me that ruffed grouse, partridges, were back. He'd seen a lot of them up at the tree line of Rusk Mountain. How's that? Their numbers have been down for years. As preface to my answer, let me explain that in all the decades I've lived here I've seen a fox maybe four times. Yet, this past spring there were foxes all over the place. Two dens within walking distance of each other. One den is across the creek on a dead neighbor's property. The other is in another neighbor's abandoned barn. Four times in thirty-one years? How about a dozen times these past two weeks? Sleek. Black noses. Red fur. Bushy tails. I watched an unusually long line of poults follow their mother hen into the woods, and a couple of days later saw the little foxes returning to the barn from that same trail. Haven't seen the turkey there since. Was there more food because there were more foxes? Were there more foxes because of all the extra food? I don't know why. I just know what.
I think I'm beginning to ramble, so I'm just gonna stop.
If you visited you'd think it was simply a beautiful summer day, and, yes, it would be. However, people who live here are aware of subtle change and know that the blue jays, a winter bird, are maybe two weeks away. The air smells crisp and clean. Pelts become thick and full. Spots on fawns begin to fade.Blackberries are here. Apples coming soon. The bears will be up in those trees. Deer are scraping off their velvet. You can see where they walk by a patch of bark rubbed off the trunk of a sapling. Three more weeks and the fire bush will be bright red. Three more weeks and summer is gone. Where are the snows of yesteryear? someone once asked. If you live here you know they're on the way. And the tomatoes haven't even come in yet.
If you live here you know the change never stops. You may not see it but it happens anyway, and eventually -- even though you had no hand in it nor will you have a hand in it -- what happened will sink in. One day the grass is a trifle more brittle. One day the trees, their proud chests swollen with summer leaves, are a shade less green. The clover dies out. The thyme comes in. My forehead now sports an age spot. It wasn't there, and then it was. And is. If you don't change you die, although you're going to die whether you change or not. But the journey! Oh, yes, the journey is so much more interesting when you don't know for sure where you're going or even where you are. Call me a Luddite, but if I had my way I'd ban GPS systems. It lops off yet another innate, natural skill: the ability to find our way back. I've been lost in Alaska. I've been lost in a rain forest. Hell, I've been lost on the mountain outside my back door. But just because you lose the trail doesn't mean that's the end of the trail, something a tracker told me a long time ago. His way would not be my way but here's what he told me: when you're lost sit down, settle down, stare at the ground and breathe deeply. Then you look up at the sky and ask for help. You'll find your way. As I said, not really my way, but it sure worked for him. I've found that if I stay calm and keep walking down hill I'll eventually get where I'm going. Or somewhere else. But, not to worry. I will get there.
In the woods and mountains where we live, we know there is a reason for everything, even when it's not readily apparent. This past spring there were more mice than usual. Then I noticed more rabbits than usual. There were also far more turkey poults than I've seen before. How come? A neighbor told me that ruffed grouse, partridges, were back. He'd seen a lot of them up at the tree line of Rusk Mountain. How's that? Their numbers have been down for years. As preface to my answer, let me explain that in all the decades I've lived here I've seen a fox maybe four times. Yet, this past spring there were foxes all over the place. Two dens within walking distance of each other. One den is across the creek on a dead neighbor's property. The other is in another neighbor's abandoned barn. Four times in thirty-one years? How about a dozen times these past two weeks? Sleek. Black noses. Red fur. Bushy tails. I watched an unusually long line of poults follow their mother hen into the woods, and a couple of days later saw the little foxes returning to the barn from that same trail. Haven't seen the turkey there since. Was there more food because there were more foxes? Were there more foxes because of all the extra food? I don't know why. I just know what.
I think I'm beginning to ramble, so I'm just gonna stop.
Monday, August 4, 2014
Happiness Is For Idiots
It was my mother's mantra in the house of horrors where she remorselessly tortured three siblings until each was old enough to beat it the hell out of there. Happiness is for idiots. She was like a woodpecker perched on one's ear tapping away at one's head. "Only idiots are happy" was the single variant of the theme. If that woman's corpse ever undergoes autopsy (she's currently approaching 101), the doctor will discover a venom sack instead of a heart. "How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless child," you say? All I can say in return is that you weren't there when missiles were airborne and the weapon du jour was whatever object was closest to hand. It wasn't easy, folks. It was not easy. It's taken a lifetime.
Normally, when I wake up in the morning I have two first thoughts 1). Oh, good, I'm still alive, and 2). Coffee! One morning (already many decades into my life) I woke up to something new, a feeling which was like the feeling I imagine Gatsby might have had while he was under the summer sun in that elegant swimming pool, dozing on his rubber raft. The instant before the bullet entered Gatsby's brain, that very instant for him could well have been sublime, his last thought, one without anger or anguish, might well have been of Daisy's adoring face. Lenny, from Steinbeck's "Of Mice and Men", suits this trope as well. The very instant Lenny is awash in the fantasy of the farm they will someday have, of the rabbits he will raise, that very instant George puts a bullet in the back of his dear friend's head. Lenny dies happy. George will never be. Yet, his act is an act of love. And the act that eventually gets Gatsby killed is also an act of love. Anyone see a lesson somewhere in this?
History is needed here: for most of my writing life I credited my anger for my success. The best work, I believed, came from heartfelt pain and a core of righteous fury fueling my hero's and heroine's journeys as they pummeled their way to ultimate victory. Revenge! "How sweet it is" as Jacky Gleason used to say when threatening to put Alice on the moon. Of course, he never did nor ever would. We wouldn't have watched otherwise. Come on. What is the lesson here, and how did I miss it for so long?
More history: I was fortunate enough to sell my first film script before I'd ever set foot in Hollywood, a script titled, "The Hunting of Pink Mountain Tinney". It brought with it a three picture deal at Universal. My radar tells me that it would not work the same way these days, probably, would not work at all, period. I'd never been to film school, had never taken a course in screenwriting, improvised the form, balked at watching the Academy Awards, was only minimally taken with the medium unlike most of my peers, and told a love story set in a coal mining town in West Virginia in the 20's. Try and sell that one today. You'd get laughed out of somebody's office is my guess, or tossed out. It took me a long time to realize how fortunate I'd been. I was unconscious until friends brought it to my attention. Hard to believe the naivete, right? I have my lapses. Have had.
I was still living in New York working at becoming a paid playwright (as if) when the phone rang and a secretary told me that Jennings Lang was coming to New York and wanted to meet with me (We'd never yet spoken) at Universal on Park Avenue. All I knew about the man was that he bought my script, signed me up, and set me free of my day job. A meeting? Sure, right there.
Yes, I was impressed. The halls and offices were so thickly carpeted that all the sound was muffled. There were no footfalls. There was a hush over everything. It had the feel of a sanctum in which important decisions were made but sedately and out of sight of commoners. You heard nothing. Contrast this with the last time I was in a "major office" in Beverly Hills waiting for a meeting to begin. Clickety click. Clickety click. High heels on marble. Nice. Sexy. But not reassuring at all.
OK. So, my meeting with Jennings Lang. It was reassuring (I said I was naive.). Jennings was respectful and impressive, so I gradually gained the confidence to open my mouth. We'd gotten to talking about the action elements in my script, and I patted myself on the back for writing such riveting sequences. The future would be full of them. No doubt. Bread and butter. Yo! "Hold on a minute," interrupted Jennings, "I didn't buy your script for the action. I bought it for the love story." The love story! Geez! The mystery of my life and career is why it took me so long to arrive at the truth. In geological time it seems as if it only just happened.
But that morning I'm talking about, the one that began all this, that morning I woke up and I was happy. How did I know, not being used to such a thing, that this was happiness? I didn't at first, but, since I believe in evolution, I knew something was different, yet it felt pretty good, and what I really wanted was to get to my desk in the mountains and write. I didn't have to fight it. There was little struggle. I thought of a book, "The Unbearable Lightness of Being". A momentary spasm. Happiness? I actually began to feel that I was finally where I was supposed to be, and I did not want to be anywhere else. "I am Writer; Hear me roar!" It's about goddamn time, bub! You do what you do because it is what you do, and it's gotta get done. You've jettisoned the gumption trap, amigo. Now, get with it. Zen and the art, or, as the Marines say, "Just do it". It doesn't need to come from solely a place of anger. It can come from someplace softer. It can come from love, too. Both the love and the anger come from the same deep well anyway.
My current fervent hope is that my Ivy League friends don't heave when they read this.
Normally, when I wake up in the morning I have two first thoughts 1). Oh, good, I'm still alive, and 2). Coffee! One morning (already many decades into my life) I woke up to something new, a feeling which was like the feeling I imagine Gatsby might have had while he was under the summer sun in that elegant swimming pool, dozing on his rubber raft. The instant before the bullet entered Gatsby's brain, that very instant for him could well have been sublime, his last thought, one without anger or anguish, might well have been of Daisy's adoring face. Lenny, from Steinbeck's "Of Mice and Men", suits this trope as well. The very instant Lenny is awash in the fantasy of the farm they will someday have, of the rabbits he will raise, that very instant George puts a bullet in the back of his dear friend's head. Lenny dies happy. George will never be. Yet, his act is an act of love. And the act that eventually gets Gatsby killed is also an act of love. Anyone see a lesson somewhere in this?
History is needed here: for most of my writing life I credited my anger for my success. The best work, I believed, came from heartfelt pain and a core of righteous fury fueling my hero's and heroine's journeys as they pummeled their way to ultimate victory. Revenge! "How sweet it is" as Jacky Gleason used to say when threatening to put Alice on the moon. Of course, he never did nor ever would. We wouldn't have watched otherwise. Come on. What is the lesson here, and how did I miss it for so long?
More history: I was fortunate enough to sell my first film script before I'd ever set foot in Hollywood, a script titled, "The Hunting of Pink Mountain Tinney". It brought with it a three picture deal at Universal. My radar tells me that it would not work the same way these days, probably, would not work at all, period. I'd never been to film school, had never taken a course in screenwriting, improvised the form, balked at watching the Academy Awards, was only minimally taken with the medium unlike most of my peers, and told a love story set in a coal mining town in West Virginia in the 20's. Try and sell that one today. You'd get laughed out of somebody's office is my guess, or tossed out. It took me a long time to realize how fortunate I'd been. I was unconscious until friends brought it to my attention. Hard to believe the naivete, right? I have my lapses. Have had.
I was still living in New York working at becoming a paid playwright (as if) when the phone rang and a secretary told me that Jennings Lang was coming to New York and wanted to meet with me (We'd never yet spoken) at Universal on Park Avenue. All I knew about the man was that he bought my script, signed me up, and set me free of my day job. A meeting? Sure, right there.
Yes, I was impressed. The halls and offices were so thickly carpeted that all the sound was muffled. There were no footfalls. There was a hush over everything. It had the feel of a sanctum in which important decisions were made but sedately and out of sight of commoners. You heard nothing. Contrast this with the last time I was in a "major office" in Beverly Hills waiting for a meeting to begin. Clickety click. Clickety click. High heels on marble. Nice. Sexy. But not reassuring at all.
OK. So, my meeting with Jennings Lang. It was reassuring (I said I was naive.). Jennings was respectful and impressive, so I gradually gained the confidence to open my mouth. We'd gotten to talking about the action elements in my script, and I patted myself on the back for writing such riveting sequences. The future would be full of them. No doubt. Bread and butter. Yo! "Hold on a minute," interrupted Jennings, "I didn't buy your script for the action. I bought it for the love story." The love story! Geez! The mystery of my life and career is why it took me so long to arrive at the truth. In geological time it seems as if it only just happened.
But that morning I'm talking about, the one that began all this, that morning I woke up and I was happy. How did I know, not being used to such a thing, that this was happiness? I didn't at first, but, since I believe in evolution, I knew something was different, yet it felt pretty good, and what I really wanted was to get to my desk in the mountains and write. I didn't have to fight it. There was little struggle. I thought of a book, "The Unbearable Lightness of Being". A momentary spasm. Happiness? I actually began to feel that I was finally where I was supposed to be, and I did not want to be anywhere else. "I am Writer; Hear me roar!" It's about goddamn time, bub! You do what you do because it is what you do, and it's gotta get done. You've jettisoned the gumption trap, amigo. Now, get with it. Zen and the art, or, as the Marines say, "Just do it". It doesn't need to come from solely a place of anger. It can come from someplace softer. It can come from love, too. Both the love and the anger come from the same deep well anyway.
My current fervent hope is that my Ivy League friends don't heave when they read this.
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